69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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