He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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