i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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