This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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