D3 body, D1 cock
I wish i was in the wii world.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
