My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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