He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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