She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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