Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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