I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
