Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She even gives head with a lisp.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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