On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's rum buckets o'clock
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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