she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES