listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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