I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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