So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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