oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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