On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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