what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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