So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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