it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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Come share oat with me in your robe
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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