My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
