Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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