That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I enjoy the company of your penis
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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