there were more penises there than on chat roulette
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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