Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm always down for nudity.
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