I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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