nut hugger
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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