you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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