shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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did you just send me my own nude
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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