Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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