Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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