Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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