some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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