Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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