the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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