Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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