you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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