mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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