Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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