if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
There r osticjed everywhere
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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