This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
How external is "for external use only"?
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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