I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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