dude i'm inner monologue high
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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