Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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