Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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