She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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