Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Holy shit dude........stairs
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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