yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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