What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Randomize
