turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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