We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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