Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
